Hello Mr.Peeker

Tonight I was helping Nicholas get through his shower and as I was rubbing the shampoo through his hair he started shaking his body at me and singing silly songs.
I told him to stop before he falls and he tells me that he loves his "Peeker."
(That is his word for Penis)
I said that I could tell because he is always holding on to it.
He laughed and said he loves to hold it. I asked him if he remembers the proper name for it and he said no. I told him that he use to know it and I reminded him that the proper name for his "Peeker" is Penis.
He told me that he likes Peeker better. As a matter of fact, he calls him Mr. Peeker and he wears a hat to school under his jeans.
WHAT? I was giggling pretty uncontrollable at this point.
I asked him what kind of hat and he told me it was a worker hat.
I then reminded him that Mr. Peeker was something we don't talk about or touch around other people. Mr. Peeker has a place in the bathroom and the bedroom. He told me that he never talks about Mr. Peeker at school.
WHEW!
Now I can sleep tonight......if I can stop laughing!